Prison Menu Covers My Tummy and Heart -Martin Shkreli's

Martin Shkreli has one thing going for him in prison ... a tasty menu!!! The Pharma Bro -- who got his ass thrown back in jail after a judge revoked his $5 million bail for threatening Hillary Clinton -- is getting the goods at Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Or as good as it can probably get for his taste buds. Martin -- who's been convicted in a securities fraud case -- will have healthy options to choose from come chow down time. Among the tasty and hearty choices: -- Soy hot dogs -- Soy burgers -- Turkey burgers -- Vegetable soup -- Chicken wrap or hummus wrap -- Chicken fajitas -- Cream of broccoli soup -- Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches -- Roast beef -- Beef tacos -- Sloppy Joes -- Swedish meatballs -- Baked ziti Almost makes ya wanna take a trip to Brooklyn ... almost.

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